Every so often we get a great one or two-star review of our store that just needs wider mockery so we make a shirt!

We are a smallish indie bookstore in the heart of downtown and cater to a diverse customer base, many of whom are LGBTQ+. We strive to make everyone feel safe and welcome in our store, but obviously, you can't please everyone, and we don't try to.

If you find this shirt funny or want to support our store and mission, please purchase and wear it with pride and our thanks! If you'd like to purchase books from us, you can at store.capitalbooksonk.com; we ship around the country almost daily!