This year, Fatty McFatterson is celebrating America?s 250th the only way an overstimulated dog with zero patience for explosive sky booms knows how ? by publicly declaring F?CK FIREWORKS. Featuring Fatty?s legendary grumpy face, patriotic chaos, and enough red, white, and blue attitude to survive an entire Fourth of July neighborhood war zone, this design is for every dog owner who spends Independence Day hiding in a bathroom with treats, white noise, and emotional support snacks.

Perfect for the people whose dogs don?t find fireworks ?fun,? but instead respond like the apocalypse has arrived. Whether your dog is shaking under the bed, barking at every boom, or filing formal complaints with the HOA, this shirt says exactly what they?re thinking so they don?t have to.

Loud. Patriotic. Angry. Traumatized.

Just like America?s dogs during fireworks season.