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Here you'll find apparel featuring the visage of our sweet, freckled, honey-baked boy, Ted.

This isn't simply merch, oh no. It's wearable art. It's avant-garde. It's high-risk higher reward. It's both a gift for the wearer and anyone with eyes. Soon you'll have perfect strangers approaching you on the street to ask questions like, "hey, what is that on your shirt?" and, "is that the thing from Labyrinth?" And to them you can say, "Actually it's designer." And when they ask which designer it is, you just walk away without an answer. Because that's your business and it's exactly what Ted would do.

So, come on in, have a look around. We're glad you're here.