Dude I am nymphed up in this one. This is my favorite picture of myself, and now it's a shirt. I was doing standup in St Petersburg Beach and in the audience was a bigshot micro budget director named Dean Donnini. He saw me and thought I'd be great as a bit part in his movie "Somewhere In Florida." I play the Spirit of Florida, and I fuck up some goons with my arrows. The whole shoot I had been listening to Seminole Wind, and I was really getting into this whole acting thing. But after they took this picture of me, it has been a lot easier using dating apps. This is a world class picture that belongs slightly under your face