Santa checked the list and he?s not fucking around. I made this shirt for anyone who?s done with the bullshit, done with the excuses, done with powerful men pretending they didn?t know exactly who Epstein was. Santa?s in full detective mode here: tired, pissed off, and finally saying the quiet part out loud.

It?s dark, it?s funny, it?s a little unhinged in the best possible way, and it feels damn good to wear something that refuses to look away while everyone else keeps tiptoeing around the truth. Wear it to a rally, a holiday party, or just out in public, people will know exactly what you mean the second they see it.