I designed this Santifa middle-finger tee for anyone who needs a little backup when the loudest guy at the holiday table starts quoting whatever nonsense he picked up on Facebook that morning. This is the Santa you call when you?re done pretending that bullies and grifters deserve politeness. He?s not handing out cookies, he?s flipping off every wannabe strongman trying to hijack patriotism for their own bullshit.

I made it bold on purpose, a little petty on purpose, and honestly? It just feels good to wear something that says exactly what you?re thinking without sugarcoating a damn thing. Wear it to a rally, wear it to family dinner, wear it to the grocery store . Wherever you go, this shirt delivers the message loud and clear to anyone who needs to hear it.