Welcome to the House of Wayward Assholes (HOWA) Merch Store where chaos, sarcasm, and unconditional dog love collide. This isn?t just merch; it?s a lifestyle for the people who live with muddy paws, broken rules, strong opinions, and even stronger coffee.

Every piece is inspired by real-life rescue madness, foster chaos, unfiltered humor, and the belief that the best homes are loud, loving, and a little unhinged. From dog hair?covered clothes to gear made for the humans who run on treats, patience, and profanity, HOWA merch is for those who wouldn?t trade this life for anything.

If your house is ruled by dogs, your heart belongs to misfits, and your sense of humor leans feralyou?re in the right place.

Welcome home. Wear it proudly.