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Official Merchandise

Official Merchandise

John Said No

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John Said No, a Lavender Blue Premium Cotton Tee

Premium Cotton Tee

$25.00
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John Said No, a Indigo Crewneck Sweatshirt

Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.00
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John Said No, a Solid Black Blend Premium V-Neck Tee

Premium V-Neck Tee

$26.00

Here We Go Again...

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Due to popular demand, we now have merch... again! It's been over 15 years since we first sold t-shirts, but the people of Instagram have asked, and we're trying out a new way to actually deliver (wherein this site makes & ships everything, and we get to do the fun part: designing). We're starting with one design, but if you like shrimp, possums, and cheese, among other things... please stay tuned.

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About
John & Sherry, here. We started blogging in 2007, fixed up 7 houses, wrote books & designed products, downsized, and now I guess we make shirts.