On May 19th, 2006, a group of plucky undergrads snuck out of their low-paying dorm jobs and headed out to the Ohio State turf fields, and what they did next is etched into history. They played chadminton. They didn't play it well, but they played it. And in doing so, they paved the way for the next 20 years of silliness. Broken scoops. Sweaty pillows. Hundreds of rolls of duct tape. Goal by goal, injury by injury, year by year we built this incredibly stupid sport.