October 19, 1985 ? August 27, 2026

If you knew Chris, you knew he never let anything, including himself, off the hook for a joke. Years ago, after a run-in with a table saw, he did what Chris always did: he laughed about it, made it a punchline, and had shirts made that said "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Table Saw." That's who he was. Nothing was too serious to laugh at, especially himself.

This shirt is our version of his joke, and yeah, that's actually his hand in the last panel. Not a stock photo, not a stand-in. His.

We know a shirt like this isn't for everyone, and that's okay. But if you're reading this and smiling, you probably knew him. He'd want us laughing right now, not just crying, so this one's for the people who got him.

Every dollar raised from this shirt goes straight to Chris's two kids, helping cover final expenses and give them a little more stability as they navigate life without their dad. In his name, for the two people who mattered to him most.

Thanks for laughing with us, and for helping take care of what he left behind.

He'd have loved this. Probably would've ordered five but he would have to use his right hand to count that high!