A random internet troll called me a ?house bitch,? and honestly? it was too funny not to turn into merch.

So here we are.

What started as an unsolicited comment somehow became the official uniform for women with a sense of humor, thick skin, and zero interest in shrinking themselves for strangers on the internet.

This isn?t that deep.

It?s petty. It?s funny.

And now it?s a shirt.

Thanks for the free business idea, random guy.

Welcome to the House Bitch Social Club.